Showing posts with label My Funny stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Funny stuff. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Miri Initial D!

XD. I was talking with my friend and he told me about this video made by someone in Miri. Should try to watch. Some part are funny. XD They call it Miritial D

Part 1



Part 2



Part 3



Part 4



Enjoy!

Monday, April 13, 2009

Resignation letter/ Rm3000 for a family?





Can a family man with Salary RM3,000 survive in Malaysia

Let's do some simple calculations here.


In Malaysia , the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).


I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?


Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....


Calculation starts...


Electricity and water bill:
RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)


Phone bill ( Telekom):
RM100

Meals for a happy family:
RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)


Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs:
RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)


Car repayment:
RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)


Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam):
RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)


Insurance:
RM650
(kids, wife and myself)


House repayment:
RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)


Tuition:
RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)


Older children pocket money @ school:
RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)


School fees:
RM30
(enough ah?)


School books and etc:
RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)


Younger children milk powder:
RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)


Miscellaneous:
RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)


Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...


Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit!
RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....





How to ask for increment ^^

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?


One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!


Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih



The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:

Dear Marian


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Karangan that can kill you haha

I found this in my draft. Just love this kind of karangan haha. Worst than my Malay last time tho I did always fail. This is hilarious man. share it out here